La Vie du Petit Filou

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I'm a fairly compassionate gal. So if you need a friend, someone to talk to, or a mildly off-kilter theatric in your life, I'm your girl. Feel free to drop me a message any time, any day. Lets be friends of sorts.

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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— 7 hours ago with 264596 notes

This Snakejuice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.

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Jinx costume rendering for class. Step one. Outline.

Jinx costume rendering for class. Step one. Outline.

— 11 hours ago

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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loveandddrevenge:

sagexhaley:

Pop punk bands saying “friends”

It’s not even a word now

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me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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aragorn1379:

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

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mrcharliekelly:

Charlie Day | Saturday Night Live Bumper Photos (2013) []

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“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

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hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

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— 2 days ago with 343805 notes

capecodcasablancas:

zerofuckingfriends:

capecodcasablancas:

ppl who dont like vampire weekend : what r u afraid of??? joy????? sweaters???????

Annoying overrated songs

ur url makes sense now

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